Francine Wolf: Please Don’t Tell My Kids! – A Solo Storytelling Show at the Off-Central

A veteran performer shares her one-of-a-kind true experiences in the storytelling show, “Francine Wolf: Please Don’t Tell My Kids!”

Please Don’t Tell Francine’s Kids about the wild, tumultuous times this half-baked boomer had over the past forty years. Don’t tell them about the love affair that bordered on insanity or her shocking talking dolls. And DON’T tell them the gritty details of her big-time real-world role: not as an actor or singer, but near the center of a life-and-death case that captured the world’s attention. Spoiler: she never signed up to be a footnote in an historic legal battle…and yet, here we are!

Francine– just your average Brooklyn-born, Canadian-American, teacher-turned-Jane-of-all-trades, long-distance grandma– brings you regrettably true tales in this autobiographical jaunt. With thirty-four years of stage, screen, and commercial experience, Francine toured her previous solo improv show to festivals across the country.

Find out what Sen. John Glenn said during their serious chats about daycare policy. How did she score a date with Anderson Cooper? And…how weird is it to be a model on the Home Shopping Network?

Confessional, witty, and inspirational.., you’ll laugh, you’ll cry…but whatever you do, Please Don’t Tell Her Kids!

The broadwayworld.com review of the Fringe Fort Myers’ production in June, 2023 of “Please Don’t Tell My Kids! said: …It’s not always funny. It’s often bizarre. But it is always thought-provoking. This is a show you’ll really enjoy….